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["Droznic","Death Machine",6,34,"Hey there...I rule this Universe...And you don't belong in it...DIE!",null,"Hello...We came from BAMA 4, huge mosters are in there...Scary man.",null,"Ack!  Your rocked our ship you fool!  Take this!",null,"Hahaha...Run away you fool... Run away...Like the coward you are...",null,"Oh man!  That was about cheap!  Next time, you won't be so lucky...",null]
["Nordinko","The Nora",8,48,"There is an underground bounty on you friend...I have to do this...",null,"Hey...We just came from Weapon World...We had some new phasers installed!",null,"That was a good shot... But we have phasers too you know...",null,"You doing the smart thing...I'll tell you that...",null,"You were a worthy opponent, friend.",null]
["Kahn","The Dagger",12,74,"Ahh...A filthy human...Sorry. but I must destroy you now...HAHAHAH!",null,"Greetings, Human.  Watch out for space mines, we just hit 4 of 'em.",null,"Argh!  You had better run before it is too late, fool!",null,"Hahaha...Run human...I will find you again, and destroy you...",null,"You suprise me, human.  You were actually a decent opponet afterall..",null]
["Norhailen","CargoMaster",7,367,"We have heard you are a cargo pirate!  Prepare to meet justice!",null,"Hey, man.. We are just transfering a load of Eden warp units to Eden..",null,"That one shook our ship... But you are going to be shaking too..Watch this!",null,"Run, pirate... Justice has been served.",null,"You will pay for this!  Someday, justice will be served!",null]
["Lord Dread","DeathOnWheels",11,234,"Greetings...I never liked you really, and today you die.  A horrible death.",null,"Glad to hear it.  Peace is a wonderful thing, I'm glad you know that.",null,"HAHAHAH!  You think that puny blast can hurt ME?!!  THINK AGAIN.",null,"Aw, the poor little human fool is running like a scared rabbit...Haw..",null,"You have earned my respect.  From now on, I don't bother you.",null]
["Picard","1stPrize",28,455,"Our Miran Codex states we must attack you.  Prepare for battle.",null,"All is well.  The BloodBath was spotted near here, so be very carefull.",null,"The Codex states that if you run now, we cannot chase you.  Run.",null,"Let this be a lesson to you.  You cannot beat a REAL starship.",null,"You have won...But next time I doubt you will be toting as much power.",null]
["Crazy Morray","FanaticMobile",14,198,"hee hee hee....me like to kill man!  you must die now...hee hee",null,"me is fine, you is my friend, right?  hee hee...we can be nice now..hee hee",null,"you just phasered me man!! hee hee, you is gonna pay for that you stupid","crazy mental lop eared fool loco! ...hee hee!","why you run friend? hee hee...i thought we was having some real fun!  i","love this crazy battle game we play!  hee hee","hee hee...you taught me a lesson...hee hee...that was fun, can we play","space battle again?  i like this game!!"]
["TreeBoar","GuardianOfEarth",49,540,"You have shown disrespect for plant life in the past, you must pay for it.","You shall never see a flower again!","Ah....I have heard you are also a friend of the living green.  We must band","together, and defend our flora friends!","Not a bad shot, Captain...But I beleive our plant powered phasers are going","to suprise you... Hahaha...Take this!","I will let you run this time.  I hope you have learned your lesson, because","next time I will not be so friendly.","The plants will rise against you!  Black Roses will come back to haunt you!","You shall rue this day!"]
["Beanboy","FatherMobile",3,9,"My dad is going to be happy when I tell him I blew up a real starship in","space combat!  Lets fight, mister!","Geez, your nice mister.  I'll tell my dad about you!",null,"My dad is going to be MAD when he sees all this phaser damage!",null,"Ha my dad will be proud when I tell him about how you ran away like a","scared chicken!","Mister, my dad is going to KILL me!  I will never bother you again, honest!",null]
["Grampa Bill","Ketcha IV",29,58,"You varmit!  I'm gonna getch ya!  Why?  Because your so ugly, you yella","belly   pieca a garbage!","Hey thar pardner.. Things are doin' pretty good this side o the galaxy..",null,"Why you little...!!!  I'm gonna getcha fer that boy!  My ship ain't got","much in the way of shields..it has POWER!","Haw haw...Look it her go, boys!  She's makin' a run for the border!  Haw!",null,"Well, boy.. You done taught me a bit of a lesson I 'spose.. Drat!",null]
["Surfer Dude","The Beach",14,487,"Dude...Your girlfriend is alpo!  Prepare for some major wavage",null,"Dude.. head out to Nirvana..The weather is awesome!  Oh Oh!  Take a trip to","Baboria, some major babes infest that place!","Woah dude!  That was quite a blast...Impressive phaserage!",null,"Woah!  Your ship hit reverse so fast, we got thruster burn over here! Haho!",null,"You have like totally earned my respect dude.. You rule!",null]
["AnimalMan","S.A BearCat",18,786,"Grrr!  I am the hunter, gonna put you six feet under!  DIEEEEEEEAAEE!",null,"Man, let me tell you, NEVER date a girl on HomeWorld.. My fur ruffles just","THINKING about this Esmeralda chick I met met.","Ha!  That last phaser blast of yours only TICKLED my ship!",null,"Ahh...Darn...The prey escapes... Next time I am going to devour you!",null,"Man...*YOUR* the animal around here!  You have no mercy!  Give me back my","money you thief!"]
["Huge Eddie","The Pig Farm",58,1343,"Hey thar kid..I feel like havin' me some fun!  Hope ya don't mind if I come","aboard and steal you food!  Har!","My my!  Your as skinny as a bean pole!  You betta put some wieght on, boy!","Eat 8 times a day...Thats what I do...","That WOULD have rocked my ship, but my substantial wieght anchored us!",null,"Bye bye chicken!  Hey, they say the more you weigh, the braver you are! In","that case I'm as brave as a lion I guess!","You would NOT have boarded my ship if I could have gotten out of my chair","and hit the retreat button!  Damn my wieght!!"]
["BananaPeal","The FruitCake",135,89,"Man!  I've heard you're a real rotton apple!  So now I'm going to blow you","up, leave you in space, until you mold!!!","Hey there fellow starship captain!  Thanks for not attacking me!  You are","a peach!","Ug!!!  That felt REAL good pal... I'm being sarcastic if you didn't know","you avacodo dip head!","Hahaha, people always called me yellow, but today we learn it's YOU who is","yellow!  You make me sick!  Green even!","Welp...You squashed my tomatoe.. You made me slip on my peal.. People call","me wierd, but I'm not a bad guy really!  Meanie!"]
["Jennie","90210-HS-6171",245,2455,"I am SOOO angry at you!  You've been spreading awful rumors about me my","friends say!  I'm not that kind of girl!","My..Your cute... I think I'm going to dump Dylan, so I can be with you...","Come visit me on Baboria!","Oooow!  I'm getting REALLY mad at you!  I'm going to throw a hissy fit!",null,"You better run!  And don't EVER talk to me again!  That will teach you for","going around telling people I'm easy!","I surrender....Your just too much of a man for me..  <wink>",null]
["VaderBoy","Black Hawk",47,788,"I felt your presence in this sector...I knew you were coming.  We are old","enemies, today the war is OVER.","Remember, it is I who have taught you much... and...Something I never told","told you... I AM YOUR FATHER!","You have fallen to the light side of the force... Now you must pay for your","mistake.","You can run, but you cannot hide from me, son.  I found you once, I will","find you again.","I let you win.. This shows there is some good in me yet!  There is hope!",null]
["Greystroke","Dragons Fury",189,1245,"Stop!  My family honor is at stake here...I must attack you, and destroy","you...Very sorry about this.","I must say, I now consider you an ally in this strange thing we call life,","A friend in this whirlwind of choices.","This is your last chance... RUN NOW!  If you do not, I may not give you","this chance again..","I see you have realized your true status in life.. Which is, you must run","from your stronger enemies like me. For shame.","That was a magnificient battle!  After this display of courage on your part","I would be honored to call you my friend."]
["Esmeralda","The Bag",3,27,"Heehee!  I have escaped from HomeWorld! I got sick of them making fun of","me!  Lets have a space battle, it might be fun!","Hee hee!  I just glad to be taking a vacation from HomeWorld!  Don't tell","anyone..They don't know I'm gone!","Stop it young man!  That last shot almost made me drop my teeth in my soup!",null,"Heehee!  Wait'l I tell the girls that a big strong strappin fellow like","yourself RAN from little 'ol me!  Hee Hee!","Heehee!  I don't care that I lost!  I don't even care!  I'm BONKERS!  Uhoh.","HomeWorld is calling me back...Consarn it!"]
["Non'Sakor","FlorDe'Grace",244,789,"I *HATE* humans!  Your people have gotten into everything these days...","It's time to take out the garbage...","Silly human.. Today peace has outwieghed my deep seated hate towards humans","but next time it might not..","I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!  You want to know why I hate humans?  A dirty human","killed my father.","Hahaha...Take this message back to your people :  Humans are *NOT* wanted","in this galaxy...stay on Earth!","This time...You win... Next time, I'll have more shields and power, and","BLOW you out of the sky..."]
["El' Paso","U.G.F Bank",168,2455,"As a money transport, I'm not supposed to get myself in a position of","danger but today I'm MAKING AN EXCEPTION...","Peace.. I'm transporting this money to StockWorld...I have to be carefull..","Some pirate would LOVE to get attack me...","Ack!  You ripped open a Cargo Space with that last shot you fool!  The","money in it is falling into space!  Idiot!","Hahaha...Now THAT was satisfying... Watching you run...  Better than a Holo","flick!","Wait until I tell the Alliance about this!  Give me back my money!",null]
["Acmar of the KABON","KABON scout ship",9,88,"Surrender in the name of Lord KABON!",null,"Greetings from Lord KABON....He sends his best wishes and hopes","you are doing well in the universe.","Die human scum!!",null,"You can run for now...But I'll find you again!",null,"You may have defeated me, but there are others in the KABON tribe","and they will find you!"]
["Emore of the KABON","KABON Cruiser",14,221,"You have insulted Lord KABON.....You must DIE!!",null,"It is good to see you again...",null,"You DARE to fire on me???",null,"Run you coward Ha Ha Ha...",null,"I'll get you for this!",null]
["Ifmar of the KABON","KABON Battle ship",19,375,"His goodness Lord KABON has ordered me to destroy you...Prepare to DIE!!",null,"Greetings human...I hope trading has been good.",null,"I'll get you for that!!",null,"Yes run little one.....Run away before I destroy you...",null,"NO!! It can't be!! You defeated ME?!?!",null]
["Lord KABON","Lord KABON's ship",42,854,"You dare to cross my path? Then you shall DIE!!",null,"It is good to see you my friend.....If you come across Picard Say","Hi for me...","No one shoots at Lord KABON.....And lives to tell about it!",null,"You can run..But you can't hide!!....My men will find you....",null,"Truly you are a force in the universe.....I am at your mercy...",null]
["George","The Bush man",15,122,"Read my lips....You will die.....",null,"Greetings, fellow human....Can I borrow some money??",null,"Don't make me get mad!",null,"I would chase after you...But...No not gona do it, wouldn't be prudent.",null,"Try that again and I'll raise taxes....",null]
["Brock","SS Lighthop",14,255,"I'm fffeeling a little drunk at the moment ::Hick:: Pardon me.....","Sssso I think I'll blow you up...::Belch::","I just got back from Baboria.....I barely got away with my....Er....Life.",null,"I'll teach you to messss with ::Hick:: mess with ::Hick:: mess with","::Hick:: To bother me.......","Ha HA...Run....Run! ::Belch:: Or I'll barffff on you....",null,"I gota quit drinking.......",null]
["Sir John","Knight of the sky",44,825,"I am on a quest for glory....And thou art in my way!....","Prepare to do battle!!","Ah! It is good to see the face of a friend....My men and I shall stand","at your side no matter what the danger!","Thou art good....But art thou good enough to defeat me?",null,"Run away coward.....You are not worth my time!",null,"Thou art a valiant fighter...I bow before you",null]
["Nick Pale","The Cough",87,998,"I hear you have medicine on board...I'm sorry, but I *NEED* it... I","have no money, so I must pirate it.","I come from Sickonia.. Things are getting bad there...Please..Find medicine","and bring it to us...We will pay well...","We just lost a medicine unit from that last blast, thanks to you!  I","hope your happy with yourself!","If Sickonia wasn't in such dire need, I might chase you down about now, for","sport...","Your ship has proved to be a sturdy one... Very sturdy..",null]
["Guldarakenos","NeloraDannon",9,132,"Kurntas moe holornock!  Frendose guitarode human-scum locknota mad!",null,"Korbomy ha showinstrom floramor nich golrax peace timail kin.",null,"GLASTNOSTORMANATA!  EEECH!",null,"Glub Glub ha... Feelorn moro weak monsup...Ha..",null,"Eastborn formeg Earth es mientose kanpecki...",null]
["Junkman Joe","The Boat",1,7,"I heard you were calling my ship the weakest in the entire galaxy!  I am","going to prove it is only SECOND weakest!","Well, since you didn't make any cracks about my ship, (it WAS built out of","surpluse car parts) we can be friends...","That does it!  Now I'm going to start shooting old car parts at you!",null,"I don't believe it!  Your the first person ever to run away from me in","space combat!  Jeepers creepers man!  You are WEAK!","You beat me allright... But what did you expect?  I mean, I have never won","a space battle in my life..."]
["Sulu","The Excelsior",25,253,"Shields up!  Weapons systems armed!  The Federation of Planets has declared","war on you!","The Federation of Planets sends greetings!",null,"Shields still holding... Return Fire!",null,"The Federation of Planets will hunt you down, rogue!",null,"The Federation of Planets will send more against you.  We shall prevail!",null]
["Spaceman Spiff","Flying Red Saucer",150,30,"Die, Naggon fiend!",null,"Well met!  Watch out for Susie Derkins and Moe!",null,"It never fails.  I just washed & waxed this thing!",null,"I will get you some day!",null,"Argh!  Spaceman Spiff is going down!  This could be the end!",null]
["Susie Derkins","U.S.S. School Bus",10,200,"You look like Calvin.  I'll get you!",null,"Hi!  Wanna play with Mr. Bun and me?",null,"Ouch! I'll tell the teacher!",null,"Wait until the principle gets you!",null,"Darn you!  Teacher!  He hit me!  WAAAAAAA!",null]
["Moe","Flying Fist",200,15,"Hey!  Twinky!  Eat phasers!",null,"I guess you're cool enough.",null,"Hey!  You're not supposed to fight back!",null,"I'm coming after you!",null,"WHHHHAAAAAAAA!  I want my mommy!",null]
["Borg","First of Five",150,1100,"Resistance is futile.  You will be assimilated.",null,"The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high.  You may","proceed.","Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems.  You will be","assimilated.","We shall find you.  You will be assimilated.",null,"Resistance is not futile?  <Ship blows up>",null]
["Borg","Second of Five",160,1200,"Resistance is futile.  You will be assimilated.",null,"The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high.  You may","proceed.","Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems.  You will be","assimilated.","We shall find you.  You will be assimilated",null,"Resistance is not futile? <Ship blows up>",null]
["Borg","Third of Five",140,1300,"Resistance is futil.  You will be assimilated",null,"The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high.  You may","proceed.","Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems.  You will be","assimilated.","We shall find you.  You will be assimilated.",null,"Resistance is not futile?  <Ship blows up>",null]
["Borg","Fourth of Five",170,1400,"Resistance is futile.  You will be assimilated.",null,"The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high.  You may","proceed.","Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems.  You will be","assimilated.","We shall find you.  You will be assimilated",null,"Resistance is not futile? <Ship blows up>",null]
["Borg","Fifth of Five",180,1500,"Resistance is futile.  You will be assimilated.",null,"The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high.  You may","proceed.","Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems.  You will be","assimilated.","We shall find you.  You will be assimilated.",null,"Resistance is not futile?  <Ship blows up>",null]
["Borg","The Hive",250,2500,"Assimilation is futile.  You shall be destroyed.",null,"You are of no use to us.  You may proceed.",null,"You shall be destroyed.",null,"We shall find you.  You will be eliminated.",null,"The Borg's resistance is futile?  <Ship blows up>",null]
["Packlid Man","The U.S.S Romulan Bird-of",15,150,"We are strong.",null,"We look for things.  Things to make us go.",null,"We are in battle.",null,"You are weak.  We are strong.  We look for things.",null,"We are weak.  You are strong.",null]
["Generic Romulan","Romulan WarBird",98,500,"The Romulan Empire shall conquer all!",null,"The Romulan Empire will let you pass.",null,"Return phaser fire!",null,"You coward!  The Romulan Empire shall find you!",null,"The Romulan Empire shall avenge me!",null]
["Generic Cardassian","Cardassian Ship",87,600,"The Cardassians have announced war on the Federation.  Die!",null,"The Cardassians shall let you pass.",null,"The Cardassians shall make you pay for that!",null,"The Cardassians will find you!",null,"The Cardassians will avenge their fallen!",null]
["James T. Quirk","The SuperSuprise",15,250,"Die! HAHAHAH!  Fire Phasers!",null,"Don't mind me!  I'm crrrrraaaazy!",null,"Argh!  Hey, let off!  I'm on a fifty-year mission to the Alzhiemer galaxy!",null,"I'll meet you one day where no-one has gone before!",null,"This cheap ship has no washrooms!  I guess that we'll have to go where no","one has gone before!"]
["Sisko","Deep Space Nine",246,2000,"You have made an act of agression against the Federation of Planets.  Die!",null,"Would you like to come on our 'Promenade'?",null,"O'Brian!  Are these cheap shields still holding?",null,"We'd run after you, but we're kind of immobile!",null,"Damn it!  DS9 needs a real captain!",null]