Droznic
Death Machine
Hey there...I rule this Universe...And you don't belong in it...DIE!
Hello...We came from BAMA 4, huge mosters are in there...Scary man.
Ack!  Your rocked our ship you fool!  Take this!
Hahaha...Run away you fool... Run away...Like the coward you are...
Oh man!  That was about cheap!  Next time, you won't be so lucky...
Nordinko
The Nora
There is an underground bounty on you friend...I have to do this...
Hey...We just came from Weapon World...We had some new phasers installed!
That was a good shot... But we have phasers too you know...
You doing the smart thing...I'll tell you that...
You were a worthy opponent, friend.
Kahn
The Dagger
Ahh...A filthy human...Sorry. but I must destroy you now...HAHAHAH!
Greetings, Human.  Watch out for space mines, we just hit 4 of 'em.
Argh!  You had better run before it is too late, fool!
Hahaha...Run human...I will find you again, and destroy you...
You suprise me, human.  You were actually a decent opponet afterall..
Norhailen
CargoMaster
We have heard you are a cargo pirate!  Prepare to meet justice!
Hey, man.. We are just transfering a load of Eden warp units to Eden..
That one shook our ship... But you are going to be shaking too..Watch this!
Run, pirate... Justice has been served.
You will pay for this!  Someday, justice will be served!
Lord Dread
DeathOnWheels
Greetings...I never liked you really, and today you die.  A horrible death.
Glad to hear it.  Peace is a wonderful thing, I'm glad you know that.
HAHAHAH!  You think that puny blast can hurt ME?!!  THINK AGAIN.
Aw, the poor little human fool is running like a scared rabbit...Haw..
You have earned my respect.  From now on, I don't bother you.
Picard
1stPrize
Our Miran Codex states we must attack you.  Prepare for battle.
All is well.  The BloodBath was spotted near here, so be very carefull.
The Codex states that if you run now, we cannot chase you.  Run.
Let this be a lesson to you.  You cannot beat a REAL starship.
You have won...But next time I doubt you will be toting as much power.
Crazy Morray
FanaticMobile
hee hee hee....me like to kill man!  you must die now...hee hee
me is fine, you is my friend, right?  hee hee...we can be nice now..hee hee
you just phasered me man!! hee hee, you is gonna pay for that you stupid
crazy mental lop eared fool loco! ...hee hee!
why you run friend? hee hee...i thought we was having some real fun!  i
love this crazy battle game we play!  hee hee
hee hee...you taught me a lesson...hee hee...that was fun, can we play
space battle again?  i like this game!!
TreeBoar
GuardianOfEarth
You have shown disrespect for plant life in the past, you must pay for it.
You shall never see a flower again!
Ah....I have heard you are also a friend of the living green.  We must band
together, and defend our flora friends!
Not a bad shot, Captain...But I beleive our plant powered phasers are going
to suprise you... Hahaha...Take this!
I will let you run this time.  I hope you have learned your lesson, because
next time I will not be so friendly.
The plants will rise against you!  Black Roses will come back to haunt you!
You shall rue this day!
Beanboy
FatherMobile
My dad is going to be happy when I tell him I blew up a real starship in
space combat!  Lets fight, mister!
Geez, your nice mister.  I'll tell my dad about you!
My dad is going to be MAD when he sees all this phaser damage!
Ha my dad will be proud when I tell him about how you ran away like a
scared chicken!
Mister, my dad is going to KILL me!  I will never bother you again, honest!
Grampa Bill
Ketcha IV
You varmit!  I'm gonna getch ya!  Why?  Because your so ugly, you yella
belly   pieca a garbage!
Hey thar pardner.. Things are doin' pretty good this side o the galaxy..
Why you little...!!!  I'm gonna getcha fer that boy!  My ship ain't got
much in the way of shields..it has POWER!
Haw haw...Look it her go, boys!  She's makin' a run for the border!  Haw!
Well, boy.. You done taught me a bit of a lesson I 'spose.. Drat!
Surfer Dude
The Beach
Dude...Your girlfriend is alpo!  Prepare for some major wavage
Dude.. head out to Nirvana..The weather is awesome!  Oh Oh!  Take a trip to
Baboria, some major babes infest that place!
Woah dude!  That was quite a blast...Impressive phaserage!
Woah!  Your ship hit reverse so fast, we got thruster burn over here! Haho!
You have like totally earned my respect dude.. You rule!
AnimalMan
S.A BearCat
Grrr!  I am the hunter, gonna put you six feet under!  DIEEEEEEEAAEE!
Man, let me tell you, NEVER date a girl on HomeWorld.. My fur ruffles just
THINKING about this Esmeralda chick I met met.
Ha!  That last phaser blast of yours only TICKLED my ship!
Ahh...Darn...The prey escapes... Next time I am going to devour you!
Man...*YOUR* the animal around here!  You have no mercy!  Give me back my
money you thief!
Huge Eddie
The Pig Farm
Hey thar kid..I feel like havin' me some fun!  Hope ya don't mind if I come
aboard and steal you food!  Har!
My my!  Your as skinny as a bean pole!  You betta put some wieght on, boy!
Eat 8 times a day...Thats what I do...
That WOULD have rocked my ship, but my substantial wieght anchored us!
Bye bye chicken!  Hey, they say the more you weigh, the braver you are! In
that case I'm as brave as a lion I guess!
You would NOT have boarded my ship if I could have gotten out of my chair
and hit the retreat button!  Damn my wieght!!
BananaPeal
The FruitCake
Man!  I've heard you're a real rotton apple!  So now I'm going to blow you
up, leave you in space, until you mold!!!
Hey there fellow starship captain!  Thanks for not attacking me!  You are
a peach!
Ug!!!  That felt REAL good pal... I'm being sarcastic if you didn't know
you avacodo dip head!
Hahaha, people always called me yellow, but today we learn it's YOU who is
yellow!  You make me sick!  Green even!
Welp...You squashed my tomatoe.. You made me slip on my peal.. People call
me wierd, but I'm not a bad guy really!  Meanie!
Jennie
90210-HS-6171
I am SOOO angry at you!  You've been spreading awful rumors about me my
friends say!  I'm not that kind of girl!
My..Your cute... I think I'm going to dump Dylan, so I can be with you...
Come visit me on Baboria!
Oooow!  I'm getting REALLY mad at you!  I'm going to throw a hissy fit!
You better run!  And don't EVER talk to me again!  That will teach you for
going around telling people I'm easy!
I surrender....Your just too much of a man for me..  <wink>
VaderBoy
Black Hawk
I felt your presence in this sector...I knew you were coming.  We are old
enemies, today the war is OVER.
Remember, it is I who have taught you much... and...Something I never told
told you... I AM YOUR FATHER!
You have fallen to the light side of the force... Now you must pay for your
mistake.
You can run, but you cannot hide from me, son.  I found you once, I will
find you again.
I let you win.. This shows there is some good in me yet!  There is hope!
Greystroke
Dragons Fury
Stop!  My family honor is at stake here...I must attack you, and destroy
you...Very sorry about this.
I must say, I now consider you an ally in this strange thing we call life,
A friend in this whirlwind of choices.
This is your last chance... RUN NOW!  If you do not, I may not give you
this chance again..
I see you have realized your true status in life.. Which is, you must run
from your stronger enemies like me. For shame.
That was a magnificient battle!  After this display of courage on your part
I would be honored to call you my friend.
Esmeralda
The Bag
Heehee!  I have escaped from HomeWorld! I got sick of them making fun of
me!  Lets have a space battle, it might be fun!
Hee hee!  I just glad to be taking a vacation from HomeWorld!  Don't tell
anyone..They don't know I'm gone!
Stop it young man!  That last shot almost made me drop my teeth in my soup!
Heehee!  Wait'l I tell the girls that a big strong strappin fellow like
yourself RAN from little 'ol me!  Hee Hee!
Heehee!  I don't care that I lost!  I don't even care!  I'm BONKERS!  Uhoh.
HomeWorld is calling me back...Consarn it!
Non'Sakor
FlorDe'Grace
I *HATE* humans!  Your people have gotten into everything these days...
It's time to take out the garbage...
Silly human.. Today peace has outwieghed my deep seated hate towards humans
but next time it might not..
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!  You want to know why I hate humans?  A dirty human
killed my father.
Hahaha...Take this message back to your people :  Humans are *NOT* wanted
in this galaxy...stay on Earth!
This time...You win... Next time, I'll have more shields and power, and
BLOW you out of the sky...
El' Paso
U.G.F Bank
As a money transport, I'm not supposed to get myself in a position of
danger but today I'm MAKING AN EXCEPTION...
Peace.. I'm transporting this money to StockWorld...I have to be carefull..
Some pirate would LOVE to get attack me...
Ack!  You ripped open a Cargo Space with that last shot you fool!  The
money in it is falling into space!  Idiot!
Hahaha...Now THAT was satisfying... Watching you run...  Better than a Holo
flick!
Wait until I tell the Alliance about this!  Give me back my money!
Acmar of the KABON
KABON scout ship
Surrender in the name of Lord KABON!
Greetings from Lord KABON....He sends his best wishes and hopes
you are doing well in the universe.
Die human scum!!
You can run for now...But I'll find you again!
You may have defeated me, but there are others in the KABON tribe
and they will find you!
Emore of the KABON
KABON Cruiser
You have insulted Lord KABON.....You must DIE!!
It is good to see you again...
You DARE to fire on me???
Run you coward Ha Ha Ha...
I'll get you for this!
Ifmar of the KABON
KABON Battle ship
His goodness Lord KABON has ordered me to destroy you...Prepare to DIE!!
Greetings human...I hope trading has been good.
I'll get you for that!!
Yes run little one.....Run away before I destroy you...
NO!! It can't be!! You defeated ME?!?!
Lord KABON
Lord KABON's ship
You dare to cross my path? Then you shall DIE!!
It is good to see you my friend.....If you come across Picard Say
Hi for me...
No one shoots at Lord KABON.....And lives to tell about it!
You can run..But you can't hide!!....My men will find you....
Truly you are a force in the universe.....I am at your mercy...
George
The Bush man
Read my lips....You will die.....
Greetings, fellow human....Can I borrow some money??
Don't make me get mad!
I would chase after you...But...No not gona do it, wouldn't be prudent.
Try that again and I'll raise taxes....
Brock
SS Lighthop
I'm fffeeling a little drunk at the moment ::Hick:: Pardon me.....
Sssso I think I'll blow you up...::Belch::
I just got back from Baboria.....I barely got away with my....Er....Life.
I'll teach you to messss with ::Hick:: mess with ::Hick:: mess with
::Hick:: To bother me.......
Ha HA...Run....Run! ::Belch:: Or I'll barffff on you....
I gota quit drinking.......
Sir John
Knight of the sky
I am on a quest for glory....And thou art in my way!....
Prepare to do battle!!
Ah! It is good to see the face of a friend....My men and I shall stand
at your side no matter what the danger!
Thou art good....But art thou good enough to defeat me?
Run away coward.....You are not worth my time!
Thou art a valiant fighter...I bow before you
Nick Pale
The Cough
I hear you have medicine on board...I'm sorry, but I *NEED* it... I
have no money, so I must pirate it.
I come from Sickonia.. Things are getting bad there...Please..Find medicine
and bring it to us...We will pay well...
We just lost a medicine unit from that last blast, thanks to you!  I
hope your happy with yourself!
If Sickonia wasn't in such dire need, I might chase you down about now, for
sport...
Your ship has proved to be a sturdy one... Very sturdy..
Guldarakenos
NeloraDannon
Kurntas moe holornock!  Frendose guitarode human-scum locknota mad!
Korbomy ha showinstrom floramor nich golrax peace timail kin.
GLASTNOSTORMANATA!  EEECH!
Glub Glub ha... Feelorn moro weak monsup...Ha..
Eastborn formeg Earth es mientose kanpecki...
Junkman Joe
The Boat
I heard you were calling my ship the weakest in the entire galaxy!  I am
going to prove it is only SECOND weakest!
Well, since you didn't make any cracks about my ship, (it WAS built out of
surpluse car parts) we can be friends...
That does it!  Now I'm going to start shooting old car parts at you!
I don't believe it!  Your the first person ever to run away from me in
space combat!  Jeepers creepers man!  You are WEAK!
You beat me allright... But what did you expect?  I mean, I have never won
a space battle in my life...
Sulu
The Excelsior
Shields up!  Weapons systems armed!  The Federation of Planets has declared
war on you!
The Federation of Planets sends greetings!
Shields still holding... Return Fire!
The Federation of Planets will hunt you down, rogue!
The Federation of Planets will send more against you.  We shall prevail!
Spaceman Spiff
Flying Red Saucer
Die, Naggon fiend!
Well met!  Watch out for Susie Derkins and Moe!
It never fails.  I just washed & waxed this thing!
I will get you some day!
Argh!  Spaceman Spiff is going down!  This could be the end!
Susie Derkins
U.S.S. School Bus
You look like Calvin.  I'll get you!
Hi!  Wanna play with Mr. Bun and me?
Ouch! I'll tell the teacher!
Wait until the principle gets you!
Darn you!  Teacher!  He hit me!  WAAAAAAA!
Moe
Flying Fist
Hey!  Twinky!  Eat phasers!
I guess you're cool enough.
Hey!  You're not supposed to fight back!
I'm coming after you!
WHHHHAAAAAAAA!  I want my mommy!
Borg
First of Five
Resistance is futile.  You will be assimilated.
The energy use necessary to take over your ship would be too high.  You may
proceed.
Drop your shields and lower your defensive systems.  You will be
assimilated.
We shall find you.  You will be assimilated.
Resistance is not futile?  <Ship blows up>
Second of Five
We shall find you.  You will be assimilated
Resistance is not futile? <Ship blows up>
Third of Five
Resistance is futil.  You will be assimilated
Fourth of Five
Fifth of Five
The Hive
Assimilation is futile.  You shall be destroyed.
You are of no use to us.  You may proceed.
You shall be destroyed.
We shall find you.  You will be eliminated.
The Borg's resistance is futile?  <Ship blows up>
Packlid Man
The U.S.S Romulan Bird-of
We are strong.
We look for things.  Things to make us go.
We are in battle.
You are weak.  We are strong.  We look for things.
We are weak.  You are strong.
Generic Romulan
Romulan WarBird
The Romulan Empire shall conquer all!
The Romulan Empire will let you pass.
Return phaser fire!
You coward!  The Romulan Empire shall find you!
The Romulan Empire shall avenge me!
Generic Cardassian
Cardassian Ship
The Cardassians have announced war on the Federation.  Die!
The Cardassians shall let you pass.
The Cardassians shall make you pay for that!
The Cardassians will find you!
The Cardassians will avenge their fallen!
James T. Quirk
The SuperSuprise
Die! HAHAHAH!  Fire Phasers!
Don't mind me!  I'm crrrrraaaazy!
Argh!  Hey, let off!  I'm on a fifty-year mission to the Alzhiemer galaxy!
I'll meet you one day where no-one has gone before!
This cheap ship has no washrooms!  I guess that we'll have to go where no
one has gone before!
Sisko
Deep Space Nine
You have made an act of agression against the Federation of Planets.  Die!
Would you like to come on our 'Promenade'?
O'Brian!  Are these cheap shields still holding?
We'd run after you, but we're kind of immobile!
Damn it!  DS9 needs a real captain!